What do you do on a KNOZONE ACTION DAY in Central Indiana. If you're the New Whiteland Baptist Church of New Whiteland, IN you start a big fire. You may have heard of this church before: IndyChannel story
So now we have the threat of X-rays from Scotch Brand Tape (Nature story (subscription)) added to the threat from black holes in the LHC. Where will it all end? At least the study published in Nature showed that good old duct tape doesn't emit X-rays (nor does it create black holes--as far as we've heard); thus Dept. of Homeland Security showed prescience in recommending we stock up on duct tape. One might inquire if red-tape absorbs X-Rays--perhaps red-tape has natural black holes.
